Someday...

SOMEDAY...

I will find a boyfriend who will remember my birthday.

I will find a boyfriend who will LAST till my birthday, at least.

I will be someone's eyecandy.

I will find a guy who will not ask me to wear a dress, or skirt... or constantly whine that I do not wear a dress or a skirt.

I will find a guy who is not clingy. BITCH, I DON'T DO CLINGY, or emotional.

(I know I date like a guy. Shut up about it already.)

I will find a Scandinavian boyfriend who is at least 1.8m tall, hair-free from nose down, practise good hygiene habits AND SMELL NICE.

I WILL BE RICH AND FAMOUS, and all those who go against me will all go dowwwwwn. >DD

Well, a girl can dream. :/